‘Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.’
“Oh no he wasn’t! Bah! Dead? Humbug, Mr.Dickens! Dead? As sure as the clothes moths in my wardrobe have be-shredded my best nightcap, Marley was not dead but rather sitting on some sun-soaked, off-shore beach squandering all the hard-earned money that he had so fraudulently embezzled from my firm over the years. Dead? Bah!
You know nothing Mr.Dickens! YOU are a fraud sir – an embezzler of the truth. A fake news-smith. A charlatan…….Charlatan Dickens! Bah!”
In this revelatory exclusive, Ebeneezer Scrooge opens his Diary to expose the awful truth about Tiny Tim, the Fezziwigs, Jacob Marley and that disgustingly jolly, gluttonous, consumer-driven Ghost of Christmas Present as he reveals the truth behind A Christmas Carol.
Why not ruin someone’s Christmas and buy them a ticket as an early Present…
A PMac Production supported by The Keswick Reminder.
In association with Judith Johnstone.
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